I'm a country girl!

***read aloud with a country twang***

I came across an old John Deere tractor
during one of my evening walks this past month.
These things happen sometimes, when you
live in the great state of Kentucky.

I'm just the right size to operate this type of machinery!

Look out, here I come!

Here's another thing you might find here
in the great state of Kentucky... just a double
barrel shotgun I found in the neighbor's yard.

It don't look like much, but
she sure has a mean kick!