Trick or Treat

Someone please explain...
I am forced to wear this costume THREE
times and I still didn't get any candy!

It made me feel better to know that others were
coerced into this misery too. Except they got candy!

Then I was taken to a party with very
scary people! In case you were wondering,
Batman is not my kind of superhero! Or,
a Hippy with a huge fro, or even Dorothy
from Wizard of Oz (although I did like Toto!).
Pretty much every costume freaked me out.
BIG time.

Luckily I found my friend Lily!
She was a honeybee.

Apparently honeybees really like flowers!
Although I'm starting to wonder if flowers like
honeybees... or least this one. Getting sniffed,
poked, clobbered and slobbered on is not fun.

Clearly, I am much happier with this costume!

And this one too!

If only all costumes were just a hat.

Or cute little kitten ears.

I'm hoping that next year I will at least
get some candy out of this ridiculousness!

Happy Halloween!